Trog Shack

Trog shack is a chart busting hit of unknown origins, it is currently number one on the charts of several systems.

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
“15 parsecs to the
Trog Shack”
Trog Shack, yeah, yeah
I’m headin’ down the hyperspace highway
Lookin’ for the trog getaway
Headed for the trog getaway
I got me a ship, it’s as big as a moon
And we’re headin’ on down to the Trog Shack
I got me a spaceship, it seats about 90
So hurry up and bring your jukebox credits

The trog shack is a smelly old place where we can get together
Trog Shack, baby (a-Trog Shack, baby)
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack (Trog, baby, that’s where it’s at)
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack (Trog, baby, that’s where it’s at)

Sign says (woo) “Stay away, fools”
‘Cause trog rules at the Trog Shack
Well, it’s set way back in the middle of a junkyard
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the junk pile
Glitter on the highway

The Trog Shack is a smelly old place where we can get together
Trog Shack, baby (Trog Shack, baby)
Trog Shack, that’s where it’s at
Trog Shack, that’s where it’s at

Rompin’ and a-stompin’
Smashin’ and a-Crashin’
Wearin’ next to nothin’
‘Cause it’s hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies
Yeah, the whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies when everybody’s
Movin’ around and around and around and around
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’, baby
Folks linin’ up outside just to get down
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’, baby
Funky little shack
Funky little shack

Hop in my spaceship, it’s as big as a moon and it’s about to blast off
I got me a ship, like, it seats about 90
So come on and bring your jukebox credits

The Trog Shack is a smelly old place where we can get together
Trog Shack, baby (a-Trog Shack, baby)
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack (Trog, baby, that’s where it’s at, yeah)
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack (Trog, baby, that’s where it’s at)

Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Knock a little louder, baby
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
I can’t hear you
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Knock a little louder, sugar
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
I can’t hear you
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby (Knock a little louder)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Bang, bang (On the door, baby)
Bang, bang (On the door)
Bang, bang (On the door, baby)
Bang, bang
Your what?
Tin roof, rusted

Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack (Trog, baby, that’s where it’s at, yeah)
Trog Shack, baby, Trog Shack (Trog, baby, that’s where it’s at)
Trog, baby, Trog Shack
Huggin’ and a-kissin’,
Dancin’ and a-lovin’
At the Trog Shack

Trog Shack

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